so due to insuring that i'm not in too much pain during the ride to fire island this week i road my bike to work today. no problems occered until my gear gard decided to get caught on my peddle thus making it impossible for me to peddle. naturally i was in the dead industrial zone between West 11th and the west side highway on 29th. but i costed farther along the street and it turns out right before the bus parking lots theres a home base for some of the pedi-cabs. so i got one of them to help me manuver the gard back in place got a compliment on my gramma's stunning old bike and road on. save one more incedent.

FOR FOLKS WITH BOY PARTS.
you always say that girls can not know the pain that you feel upon being hit in the groin. i would disagree. i managed to go from standing on my peddles to with pain in my groin very quickly. the seat on the bike is lether so when i tried to sit down i slid HARD. and managed to creat a pain i am still feeling somewhat an hour later. if i shall ever pee or fuck without pain is a question. but i dare say do not question the pain that we can experiance despite our parts being all nicely tucked away. one of them isn't and it happens to contain more nerve endings then your entire john-thomas!

oh yes one more note. tourists on the bike path....if i had a bee-bee gun or was more skill full with shooting rubber bands. what i wouldn't do.....